Wednesday, February 2, 2011

roller fail

so yeah, broken arm...elbow and wrist , cast allows for a perpetual thumbs  up despite my frustration with everything...being left handed is a curse.
with very limited use of my dominant hand I can still manage most things on my own.
such as:
-taking a shower(with the help of an impossibly uncomfortable 'cast bag' over my broken wing that has a water tight seal that squeezes my already swollen arm like a tourniquet and would be a perfect accessory for intravenous drug users.
-getting dressed, totally can do, only requires a ridiculous one handed  hopping sideways wiggle to get my pants up over my chubby hips...real cute.
-earrings in ears, check....necklace?...no go.
-brushing my teeth, got it....shaving my legs..err...not so much....
-deodorant under the left arm check, right arm....ummmm yeah?
seriously..another 5 weeks of this crap?
by the end of this I'm gonna be a furry smelly angry mess....

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